So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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