We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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