I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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