is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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