I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Just high enough for therapy.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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