too bad you live with your parents still
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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