People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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