how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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