8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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