we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I have fence marks all over my body
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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