Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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