Non-Jews are for practice
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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