you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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