yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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