I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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