I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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