So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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