doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
NoShamevember. You game?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
