it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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