That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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