So drunk its hurt
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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