Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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