Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Four minutes until I can fart!
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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