Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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