I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I would ride that face into the sunset
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
