I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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