So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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