Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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