I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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