Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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