Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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