that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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