just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
