His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Your cock deserves a montage
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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