She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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