I'm eating all of the evidence.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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