69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
