he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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