Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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