There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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