is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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