i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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