I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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