why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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