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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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