haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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