Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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