? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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