I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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