Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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