Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize
